ones from yesteryear do the WWE Sup

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Re: ones from yesteryear do the WWE Sup

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The party faces a massive wall of text.  Various magic mouths appear to be gibbering on about Wrestlemania or something.

Will the party...

(A)ttempt to scale the wall
(F)ight it
(H)ire a bulldozer to demolish it
(R)un away

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Re: ones from yesteryear do the WWE Sup

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TIM: There he is!

ARTHUR: Where?

TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the wall of text?

TIM: It is the wall of text.

ARTHUR: You silly sod!

TIM: What?

ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary wall of text!


TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered text you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that text's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD: Get stuffed!

TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!

TIM: I'm warning you!

ROBIN: What's it do, nibble your bum?

TIM: It's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop its post off!

BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One alphabet stew comin' right up!

TIM: Look!


BORS: Aaaugh!

[dramatic chord]


ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

TIM: I warned you!

ROBIN: I done it again!
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