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Groceries for $75

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:28 am
by Darendor
Was wondering if anyone here could come up with a simple grocery budget for $75, to feed two adults and two cats for as long as possible.

Neither one of us is excellent at cooking.

Thanks.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:54 am
by Ankie
When you say "neither one of us is excellent at cooking" are you referring to the adults or the cats?

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:11 am
by Darendor
I tried to teach the cats to cook, but they were less than enthusiastic about it.

Attempts to teach them to drive were met with similar results. :shock:

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:12 pm
by Maven

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:34 pm
by Darendor
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:51 am
by ZeroZero
Have you tried "extreme couponing"?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:23 pm
by Darendor
I have not. What is that?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:43 am
by Ankie
It is a spell cast in battle at the supermarket, available only to an Archmage who having defeated the 3 old ladies, 2 young mum's with screaming babies and 1 youth with a fake id for his beer cans in the queue at checkout, said Archmage may cast EXCO and in his treasure chest will find 2 coupons for 10p off margarine, 1 coupon for a free packet of denture cleansers, buy one get one free on bumper packs of nappies and a chewing gum wrapper, 'tis not a substitute for a balanced diet.. 8)

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:36 am
by Darendor
Crap, I must find this Supermarket on the city map...if I can even find a city map for Red Deer...

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:42 pm
by Ankie
All jokes aside I can offer you some excellent budget recipies. How about a toad in the hole, all you need is a pack of sausages, a packet of batter mix and some bisto gravy, dinner for around £3 and the cats will be happy with the leftover gravy.. x