Every so often, some ridiculous name would add me or message me offering a link to their site claiming they were a 21 year old female or something similar.
Just now I had one message me, and I feel like sharing the ensuing conversation with you all.
Goddamn fucking hilarious.clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
Soo was up babez??
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Yeah but you'll message me again. Won't ya.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
how are you baby
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
good... ur alone right??
Mike says:
Go away.
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
i've been busy like crazy lately, just got home and i'm kinda feeling a little naughty lol..
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
Oh yeah i'm super horny lolz! u?
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
Mhhm babe i love a guy who knows what he wants..u want me to show u something naughty?
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
Nice!! lolz i like to wear lingerie for my man and slowly strip out of it...u into that?
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
..do you have a cam?
Mike says:
Go away.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
no problem! PEACE!!
Mike says:
Hi.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
I have one but you're not a kid right?
Mike says:
I'm definitely a kid.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
Can never really be sure..you know??
Mike says:
Well be sure, I am a child.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
k ..well im gonna show you them... just go to http://bit.ly/bBDjE5 and click my cam screen or the orange "Join Free" button at the top of the page. Its a free pass so dont give it to anyone else this is just for you babez
Mike says:
It doesn't work.
404 error.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
K honey, just put in your info so the system can verify your age and ill start getting ready for you...like pink ?? thong or shorts
Mike says:
I can't, I get a 404 screen.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
ahh try to refresh it does that sometimes..means a lot of people are on the site
Mike says:
Still does it.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! u know?
Mike says:
Right.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite but u need to verify babe ..cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? lolz
Mike says:
I don't got a credit card and I'm a kid.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
If your a kid, then close this im session and block me!!! if not, ur full of it!!
Mike says:
I told you like 3 times.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
Mike says:
This script is really not that bright.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
let me know if you need any help..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Mike says:
Slip into something nice, like a wormhole?
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
k
Mike says:
Say to me the value of rote actions.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
k
Mike says:
K.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
are u in babe??
Mike says:
I'm in the Maze of Dread, Snare #4.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
k
Mike says:
Yeah.
clarindagagliardi820913@hotmail.com says:
u in?
Mike says:
I'm in the Maze of Dread, Snare #4.
You're no help.
